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thepartyscenehasgotthebestofme: jackthegaylordbarakat: lexipedia: I took her out, it was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out And she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And that’s about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you’re 23 I’m still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My...

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do not. DO NOT POST YOUR TUMBLR SHIT ON FACEBOOK.

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Reblog if you're a unicorn

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When I was a kid, 69 was just a number. o.O

predictable-much: fixedattwo: Numbers aren’t innocent anymore. =(

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I walk into class after break.

WE HAD HOMEWORK?

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when getting a message...

embledore: MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK: MESSAGE IS FROM YOUR CRUSH: MESSAGE FROM FRIEND ASKING ABOUT HOMEWORK: MESSAGE ON FORMSPRING: MESSAGE IS ABUSIVE: MESSAGE IS CHAIN MAIL: MESSAGE ON TUMBLR: MESSAGE IS ABUSIVE: “HI I LOVE YOUR BLOG FOLLOW ME BACK”

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No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.

Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.

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when i'm on facebook ..

seeing status wars: see a picture of your ex looking adorable: some bitch writes on his wall: see he’s dating this bitch: annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox: horny pedo adds you up: ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship: LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you: scrolling through newsfeed like: then go on tumblr like: Hahahahahah! this ...

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